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Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Top 10 Reasons Why I Would Never Make a Good Contestant on the Bachelor

10. I don't scream when a guy walks into the room.
9. I would never kiss a guy when he was kissing other girls.
8. I can't rock a bikini and would never wear one even if I could.
7. I refuse to go on group dates where there are more girls than guys.
6. I prefer to be pursued rather than be the pursuer.
5. I refuse to pretend like I'm in love with a man I've never met or hardly know.
4. I don't wear a size 000.
3. I'm don't spend hours on my hair and makeup.
2. I don't think you can find love when you limit yourself to the man the producers chose for you.
1. I'm married to the love of my life!!

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